Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal: cock-a-doodle-dooo!!!
Retarded: doodle-cock-a-dooo!!!
Gay: any-cock-will dooo!!!

5. What's the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this world?
Answer: INTER COURSE.
Reason: No matter how many strokes or what style you play, your balls will never go in!

Teacher asked: "Which part of the body goes to heaven first?"
A kid name Johnny reply... the LEGS... because every night I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!"

Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams.. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggie instant noodles. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.

emails... tsk tsk.